Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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