He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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