Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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