On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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