at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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