i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
