put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
