i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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