i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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