found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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