That's intense
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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