just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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