Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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