Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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