You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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