I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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