after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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