Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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