Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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