check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
40s are totally the cure
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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