their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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