Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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