His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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