I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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