Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
