summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Randomize
