walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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