My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Me. At least after what I've been through.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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