I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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