Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i think i have herpe
just one?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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