so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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