I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize