She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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