god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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