you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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