problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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