I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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