belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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