OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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