so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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