for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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