This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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