he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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