problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
