He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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