Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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