They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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