I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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