There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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