nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
