Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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