no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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