brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
