Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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