I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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