Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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